Tonight I'm sitting on my couch watching the tube. Nothing good is on so I do what everyone does…keep watching. I flip to America’s Got Talent where there seemed to be an abnormal influx of old people on the show. I mean like 75 yrs and up. Genuine time-fighters that all the sudden saw Susan Boyle, went to their closet, dusted off the old belly-dancing outfit and decided it was time to follow their life long dream. You think I’m kidding but believe me people…there are just some things that can’t be unseen.
It really wasn’t too bad at first, until a woman by the name of Mary Ellen came on the stage. Let me just start off by saying that there could be a 10 year old boy hiding under all that make-up and hair and we would not be the wiser. Ascetics and personal hygiene aside though, her actual “talent”….. I don’t want to be mean here but …I’d rather dig my own eardrums out with a spoon than EVER listen to her again. You think I’m being harsh but just you wait…..
I shut off the TV in a huff and came straight to my computer to rally the troops! This madness must stop! I’m staging a march on their set in Hollywood tonight where we will put a stop to this misrepresentation of our nation! …This is the part where I remember I can’t go cause I’m broke…and super prego. In fact I’m probably only feeling so enraged about this because of some crazy pregnancy hormone. Blame it on the belly.
But really, for all our sakes America, before we go digging for that long lost twirling baton or old pair of tap shoes, lets just take a moment to realize that maybe some dreams aren’t meant to come true. ….aaaaand should be buried deep underground, close to the earth’s core, never to be discovered...ever.
6 comments:
I hear ya, sister. I cannot abide that show. It's a gong show revival and I refuse to watch Brits mock the lameness! SOUND THE WAR CRY!
Did I miss the march? Why am I the only one with a pitchfork? If someone could just POINT towards Hollywood, I'll be on my way. Jeez, I hope I'm not too late.
Aimless,
They always put through a few loosers to keep things interesting......believe me she won't get voted for by the folks.
My favorite last night was Prince Poppycock..he has a beautiful voice....you should have bit the bullet a waited til the end. BTW Maj, Howie isn't a brit.
I actually really like the jugdes on that show and for the most part there is some good talent on there. This woman on the other hand should NEVER have been there in the first place! My H E double hockie sticks!
you are waaaay more generous than I am Jill. I must be too hard on people cause I would say that only one act in every show deserves to be on national television. I mean there are some people that do some interesting things but...good enough to be hand selected out of millions to represent the kind of talent America can produce? no way.
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